dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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