if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Come on in and take your pants off
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