were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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