my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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