Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
so let's talk penis.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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