Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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