I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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