So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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