I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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