She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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