sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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