seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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