i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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