when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
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I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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