he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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