went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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