North Korea, Best Korea!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We are two peas in an std pod
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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