the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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