so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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