: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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