just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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