Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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