sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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