C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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