And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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