So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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