i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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