But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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