We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Can I color on your dick again?
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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