Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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