Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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