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(607): View more from New York

so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.

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(801): View more from Utah

fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense

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(256): View more from Alabama

Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?

(1-256): View more from Alabama

Please shut the fuck up.

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