I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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