FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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