the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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