i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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