White coat. Heels.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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