umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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