did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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