thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Randomize
