this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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