its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
where are my eyebrows?
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