Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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