Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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