this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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