smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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