? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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