I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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