I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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