the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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