My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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