so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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