I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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