I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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