it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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