Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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