I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Come on in and take your pants off
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