This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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