I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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