two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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