Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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